Monday, March 28, 2016

Minions and Dieting

Exercise? i thought you said extra fries!

I'm not hungry. But, I am bored. Therefore, I shall eat.


You don't have to be skinny to be sexy or beautiful... Beauty is the size of your heart. Not the size of your jeans

No matter how much I eat, at least my shoes still fit

Don't be afraid of a few extra pounds. Fat people are harder to kidnap

I need to start eating more healthy. But first i need to eat all the junk food in the house so its not there to tempt me anymore

Chocolate comes from coco, which is a tree. That makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad

Diet rule no1 if nobody sees you eating it, it doesn't contain any calories

Dear diet, things aren't going to work between us. It's not me, it's you. You are tasteless, boring and i can't stop cheating on you

Never ask google for medical advice... I have gone from mild headache to clinically dead in three clicks.

Eat whatever tou want, and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.

I only eat in three places. Here, there and everywhere

I did a push up today. Well, actually I feel down, but i had to use my arms to get back up, so ... Close enough. Now i need chocolate.

The only reason I'm fat is because a tiny body couldn't store all this personality

Just once, I would like to read a medication label that says warnjng, may cause permanetn weight loss, remove wrinkles and increased energy.


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